Lana Del Rey recently 'tanked' on Saturday Night Live [link]. Now it seems like here entire team + operation will undergo a COMPLETE OVERHAUL to attempt to save her career. After sourcing some listicle fodder from the OFFICIAL HIPSTER RUNOFF FACEBOOK PAGE, I have aggregated a list of ideas that could help to save Lana Del Rey's career. It is important to understand that these are just ideas, and some of them might be terrible, and actually just make her career even worse.
HOW CAN #LDR SAVE HER CAREER [VIA #SAVE_LDR]?
- Get new/bigger lips
- Sex Tape
- Marry Ben Gibbard and get a tv show on FOX
- Divorce Ben Gibbard
- Star in a movie with that guy from 30 Rock from the Sunnies
- 'go Winehouse' on every1's ass to appeal to Brit gossip rag media
- Quit playin her video games
- Gooohh pllaaahyy heerr beehddeeeohhooo gaaaymmmeees
- Million dollar Playboy photo shoot
- 'go dubstep'
- Release a collab with Skrillex
- Collab with Panda Bear
- Tear up a picture of Carles on her next SNL performance
- Fight Floyd Mayweather/ Manny Pacquaio
- Buy some domains from her father
- Collab with Kreayshawn
- Learn how to die 2 be born
- 'Retire' from singing live
- Female indie supergroup with Regine Chassagne, Maddie Follin, Alice Glass, Bethany Cosentino, and Vicki LeGrand
- Become a member of Grizzly Bear
- 'Start shit' with some bitch
- Do a performance on MadTV
- Perform on the Carson Daly show so no1 will watch it
- hit the gym
- date a 'feeder', 'go Carnie Wilson on every1's ass'
- Have gastric bypass surgery
- Regain the weight
- Join the Dirty Projjies so that Dave Longstreth can 'dom' her career/life
- 'go Kerouac' on every1's ass for a few years
- Sign a modeling contract with Vivid Entertainment
- Become a backup singer/dancer for Katy Perry
- Get a job at Enterprise Rentacar, where she will have the tools to become her own boss
- Give some1 important a 'BJ'
- Date Courtney Love
- Date Kanye West, get 'enormous ass' [via Amber Rose]
- get an internship at Pitchfork.tv
- Start her own cassette label so no1 will listen 2 her music
- Date Ben Affleck, created relationship nickname "Lanaffleck"
- Have a child so ppl will be nice to her and let her make a living
- Have a fake baby with Jay-Z
- Release an mp3 that hates on the haters
- Become a 'symbol of strength for ugly people who don't fit in' like Lady Gaga
- Jump on the 'anti-cyberbullying' campaign as a shield from cyberbullying
- "More cowbell" meme
- Ask Donald Glover for advice
- Live in Europe
- Use autotune
- Marry Russell Brand
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